As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of doodoos.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or spirits) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting

Remember:
Water = Doodoos,
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.