Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink,
but I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.

Killing for peace is like fucking for chastity.

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me,
So... throw me down,
and tie me up and show me that you like me.

Here I sit I'm at a loss
Trying to shit out taco sauce
I know I'm gonna drop a load
I only hope I don't explode

here I sit all broken hearted
tried to shit but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and shit my pants

Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm having a Sh

Why are you staring at the wall.... the joke is in your hand

This toilet paper is like John Wayne. Tough as nails and dont take shit off nobody.

a man must have great ambition in life to have to write his name on the wall of a bathroom stall

This is a tee pee
for a pee pee.
Not a wig wam
to beat your tom-tom.