Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the first annual Political Machine Awards!
Now without further ado...
Worst Run Campaign: Rudy Giuliani's. Not that he ever really had a chance for the nomination, but Rudy went from front-runner to finished in record time
Most Awkward Campaign Moment: Mitt Romney sings "Who Let the Dogs Out" on MLK Day. What the?
Whiniest Voter: Harriet Christian. I wonder if she ended up voting for the "inadequate black male."
"You're Not Helping" Award (3-Way Tie):
John Murtha, Phil Gramm, Joe the Plumber.
Lamest Celebrity Endorsement:
Chuck Norris for Mike Huckabee
Most Cringe-Worthy Homemade Campaign Video:
Least Welcome Endorsement:
Best Debate Moment: Ron Paul confusing the heck out of John McCain. He's for sunshine. Or something.
Lifetime Achievement Award for Ruining Your Lifetime Achievement:
clipped from: news.aol.com 