clipped from: clipmarks.wordpress.com Ladies and gentlemen,
We have taken control of the Clipiverse. We will not release founders of Clipmarks until all demands are met. In their place you will now see real men of honor where their images appear.
Our demands are as follows:
1. All Uzbeki clippers must wear red hats in profile pictures
2. Dashboard topics will be changed to: goats, sexy time, fermented horse urine and freddie mercury
3. Emperor Mike Arrington must review Clipmarks without them sponsoring one of his events
4. Clipmarks must be renamed Clipmarkistan. We are offering 1,000 goats and one color television (remote control included) to the owner of www.clipmarkistan.com (currently unavailable).