clipped from: mfrost.typepad.com Wearing a bonn-bonn.
And a diaper thing.
Drinking chocolate meelks.
Hmm, looks like we've got:
"I'd Relish some Ketchup",
"Exscuuuse My Beauty",
"Most Dangerous Catch",
"Shaken and Stirred with a Quill",
"Who Called for the Escort?" and
"Yippee Kai yei, M&%$***#ers!"
Yep, everything seems to be going well so far.
Real Estate speculator/Sender-Inner Ann W. told us about this great little open house:
"Oh, I didn't see you there. Just tidying up before the open house starts at 2PM."
"NOOOOOOO! (puff, puff) DON'T LEAVE ME!! (puff, puff)
I HAVEN'T HAD WALKIES YET! (puff, puff) AND IT'S ALMOST DINNERTIME! (pounds chest)
AT LEAST TELL ME (puff, puff) HOW TO WORK (puff, puff) THE CAN OPENER!! (puff, puff) NURSE!! I NEED 50 CCs OF ADRENALINE AND A CHEW TOY, STAT!!"
There was (sigh) nothing we could do, Amanda L.