A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A calendar’s days are numbered.
Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
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