Proposed form for book removal from library:

1. Have you, personally, read this entire book?

2. If yes, attach 1000-word report demonstrating full familiarity with the content of the book, and continue to 3. If no, attach 1000-word essay explaining why we should remove any book based on a recommendation from someone who hasn't read it, and skip the rest of the questions.

3. Please explain briefly what form of inescapable corruption will contaminate the mind of anyone who reads this book.

4. Please explain briefly why we should take a removal recommendation from a person whose mind is corrupted and contaminated.