Hillary Clinton never thought Sinbad was funny, but she kept it to herself.
Hillary Clinton was on PT109 and actually saved Jack Kennedy's life. The Boys Club would have you think different.
Hillary Clinton not only WILL be ready on day one, she HAS been ready since day one, the first day A.D., when her destiny was foretold in the cries of the infant Christ.
Hillary Clinton vowed to hold them off, just get to the airlock!
Hillary Clinton ejected from her F-16 to install a water pump in an African village.
Hillary Clinton personally visited 80 countries and 7 planets during her time as First Lady.
Hillary Clinton saw good men die face down in the muck so you could burn that flag, hippie.
Hillary Clinton weathered the winter in Valley Forge.
Hillary Clinton para-glided into a lava chimney to accept the surrender of the Morlocks.
Hillary Clinton was on the corporate board of Wal-Mart to destroy them from the inside.
clipped from: www.somethingawful.com 
