Lord of the Flies

By William Golding

(Some BOYS crash on an ISLAND.)

Ralph

We need a fire.

(They make a fire. It goes out.)

Ralph

We need a fire.

(They make a fire. It goes out.)

Ralph

We need a fire.

Jack

Forget the fire. Let's kill each other.

Other Boys

Yeah!

(They do.)

THE END

The Confessions of St. Augustine

By St. Augustine

St. Augustine

I was a bad boy. Damn, was I a bad boy. Not anymore, though.

THE END

The Taming of the Shrew

By William Shakespeare

Katharina

Spit. Hiss.

Petruchio

Shut your mouth before I hit you.

Katharina

I can be civilized now that a man has bossed me around. I love you madly, Petruchio.

THE END

A Midsummer Night's Dream

By William Shakespeare

Hermia, Lysander, Demetrius, and Helena

We're all in love with each other the wrong way around.

(Everyone goes into the woods. They have wacky experiences, pair off correctly, and live happily ever after.)

THE END

The Metamorphosis

By Franz Kafka

Gregor Samsa

Holy crap, I'm a vermin thingie!

(He DIES...eventually.)

THE END