SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice
President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I were in a position to be
picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible
collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?
Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate
environment.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock
options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible,
make an offer and we can haggle.
This is an actual job application a
17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida –
and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy
dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced
bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
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