• Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K

hat's right: a baby named after the illicit drug ketamine. Oh, and that's pronounced "Your Highness," by the way.

• GoldenPalaceDotCom Silverman

GoldenPalace.com paid $15,000 to name a baby after itself

• Joker Arroyo

Don't laugh: Mr. Arroyo is a Senator in the Philippines

Check it out here

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(Pronounced "albin")

Elisabeth Hallin and Lasse Diding wanted to protest the naming law of Sweden

• KentuckyFriedCruelty.com

worker for the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)

• Nicholas Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon

his father was Praise-God Barbon

not kidding

• God Shammgod

God plays professional basketball, currently for the Portland Chinooks

• Batman Bin Suparman

• Dick Assman

Yes, you read that right. Dick is a gas station owner in Saskatchewan, Canada

Dick pronounced his German lastname as "uzman," but we all know better... (Source)