1) There is a baby butt on it
2) There is no corresponding baby head to the baby butt
3) To be in this position, the baby would have to be buried alive inside the cake (oh yeah, that's adorable)
The brown and bile-green meld together just a little too organically
Anyway, here is what the paid, "professional" baker provided:
clipped from: cakewrecks.blogspot.com 
