Not playing with a full deck? Hell, he's not even in the game!
"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."
"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness
in others."
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
Now there's a man with an open mind -- you can feel the breeze from here!
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.
You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!
Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.