is a long-running series of soap-opera novelisations of numerous genres
written by variable authors
Many fans hold to the idea that the books are literal
Despite its slight usefulness, the book mostly works for nothing more than
toilet paper and fire supplies.
So humble are the authors that they even go on to suggest that God himself wrote the very book that the readers are reading, creating a splendid twist of reality that can only otherwise be found through the means of
drug use.
Jesus plays the role of a messiah-like figure with strong moral values, such as the value of the
family, pacifism, and looking like a hippie.
the New Testament is far less controversial in that it has less scenes of unnecessary killing and
sex, and instead focuses on
alcohol use and
torture
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