Secularists, to be sure, believe that abstinence and monogamy are unrealistic, as opposed to fisting and foursomes. But a recycling sermon is always welcome: "Latex doesn't break down in water, so don't flush it, and it certainly isn't biodegradable," warns one educational site "so don't put it into the compost - even if it is filled with ‘organic matter.'" Got that?
You'll notice that liberals embrace the Don't Theology when their precious political cushions are at risk. "Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't watch Fox News. Don't Read Ann Coulter's Guilty. Don't drive to work." Miraculously, though, the Don't Theology becomes simplistic when Evangelicals, Catholics or Mormons encourage their daughters to abstain from sleeping with street gangs.
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