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Questions Asked of Park Rangers

These questions were actually asked of various park rangers across the continent.

Everglades National Park:

  • "Are the alligators real?"

  • "What time does the two o'clock bus leave?"

    • Grand Canyon National Park:

  • "Was this man-made?"

  • "So is that Canada over there?"

    • Mesa Verde National Park:

  • "Did people build this, or did Indians?"

  • "Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?"

    • Yellowstone National Park:

  • "Does Old Faithful erupt at night?"

  • "When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?"

    • Carlsbad Caverns National Park:

  • "So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?"

    • Yosemite National Park:

  • "What time of year do you turn on Yosemite Falls?"

  • "What happened to the other half of Half Dome?"

    • Banff National Park:

  • "When did you build the glaciers?"

  • "How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the Elk Crossing signs?"

    • Glacier National Park:

  • "When do the glaciers go by?"

    • Isle Royale National Park:

  • "I just saw the ugliest horse I've ever seen." -- After seeing a moose.