One day, after an especially long drunken binge, Superman goes out flying horny as hell, cruisin' for the hot wet jungles of Da Nang, when he spots Wonder Woman lying on top of a skyscraper, completely naked. He uses his super-speed to fly down, whip it out and bang her at lightning speed, then fly off.

Wonder Woman says, "What the was that?"

And The Invisible Man says, "I don't know but my ass is killing me!"