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5) Jack Nicholson - "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

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4) Robin Williams - "Ah, yes, divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

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3) Billy Crystal - "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

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2) Sharon Stone - "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

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1) Woody Allen - "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand!"