We're not sure what we hate most about Sinbad. Is it the neon pants, the annoying dangly earring, the oversized Reeboks, or the fact that he doesn't drink? Oh, wait, now we know. It's the shitty jokes that he always tells.

'Me rikey flied lice.'

We don't like her because we like "comedy."

Being fat is one thing, but being fat and pathetic is just sad.

You're not attractive, and that makes you angry.

Remember that time Paula Poundstone was busted for getting shitfaced and driving her kids to an ice cream parlor? That's by far the funniest thing she's ever done.

Is she a gay dude? We're asking for serious.

We think it's fair to call Judy Tenuta an organ grinder, not because of her acumen with an accordian, but for her ability to shred our insides with her shrill voice and pathetically schticky act.