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For Immediate release: Pray-for-Atheists Day planned


Rival Christian, Muslim and Jewish groups came together in a press conference in Jerusalem to announce that September 30th will be the first annual "International Pray For Atheists Day". Each religious group is calling on its followers to take time out of their day to pray for the conversion of Atheists

John Mock photo from Wikipedia "As shepherds to billions of sheep, we fear for those who refuse to join the herd" stated Bishop Francisco, public affairs rep. for the Christians adding, "This intra faith effort also serves to remind us all that as terrible are the deeds inspired by religious faith, from Crusades to suicide bombers to the denial of science, nothing is worse than atheism-not even homosexuality"


"We must pray urgently and incessantly for Atheists because we are afraid they will destroy the world before the End of the world".