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Man claims "he had permission from the FAA to test brakes" when he got busted doing donuts on an airport runway. As a matter of fact, yes, alcohol was involved

Atheists place a sign near a nativity at the state Capitol, Bill O'Reilly goes nuts, theists steal the sign, an Elf shows up to pass out business cards, there's a festivus pole, and then things get weird

This is really not a good time to prank-call the president of Pakistan and tell him India is going to attack. So just don't do it

Saudi Arabians get outraged because Americans were hired to redesign Mecca. Which is surprising since they never seem to get outraged about anything, ever