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The Law

Who Said It

What it Says

Amdahl’s Law

Gene Amdahl

The speedup gained from running a program on a parallel computer is greatly limited by the fraction of that program that can’t be parallelized.

Augustine’s Second Law of Socioscience

Norman Augustine

For every scientific (or engineering) action, there is an equal and opposite social reaction.

Brooks’ Law

Fred Brooks

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

Dilbert Principle

Scott Adams

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

Ellison’s Law of Cryptography and Usability

Carl Ellison

The userbase for strong cryptography declines by half with every additional keystroke or mouseclick required to make it work.

Godwin’s Law

Mike Godwin

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.

Linus’ Law

Eric S. Raymond, who named it after Linus Torvalds

Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.