The Top 13 Lessons Learned From Comic Books
Never trust a girl who offers to be your holder for field goals.
While there is no cure for the common cold, one can overcome death via cosmic rays, magical incantations, or convenient plot developments.
Avoiding the unwashed on public transportation is easy: Just look for the stink lines.
Girls seldom make passes at secret identities who wear glasses.
The cost of super-battle clean-up inevitably falls to the taxpayers.
If your manager uses flowery adjectives, stage-whispered asides, and/or confers with a weirdly misshapen assistant while explaining your new project, odds are you work for a supervillain. Double those odds if he lets off a &qu
"I can communicate telepathically with sea creatures!" is a totally lame pick-up line.
A supervillian just out of jail can, in a few days, assemble an operation which puts NASA's entire space program to shame.
Erasing Betty's and Veronica's sweaters does *not* expose their breasts.
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