There is a crisis of insults on the Web. On one hand, the volume of flames
is very high yet the quality is poor.
Gone are the days of the razor-sharp
wit of Oscar Wilde and Winston Churchill*, only to be replaced by a string
of four letter words typed in ALL CAPS by n00bs
10 Insulting Words
You Should Know:
Definition:
1) To make French in quality or trait 2) To make somewhat effeminate,
and 3) To contract a veneral disease (a 19th century slang).
Definition:
To spray with poo.
Definition:
An unusually small penis.
Definition:
Pain in the butt.
Definition:
A fool or a silly person.
Definition
Definition:
Offensive armpit odor.
Definition:
1) A small dog of uncertain ancestry, a mongrel. 2) A person of little
worth or someone with a bad temper, and 3) Silent fart.
Definition:
A swaggering braggart or boaster.
clipped from: www.neatorama.com 
