When Sideshow Bob is in court, accused of
trying
to kill Bart, the lawyer says to him on the stand,
But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die
Bart, Die?"
Sideshow Bob responds by saying, "No, That's German for,
'The Bart, The."
Someone in the courtroom then whispers,
"No one who speaks German could be an evil man."
Mayor: "Ich bin ein Springfielder."
Homer: "Mmmmm. Jelly Donuts."
Explanation: "Ich bin ein Springfielder" is an allusion to JFK's
speech
in West Berlin in which he said, "Ich bin ein Berliner" ("I am
a Berliner"). A "Berliner," however, is not only someone from
Berlin, but also a German word for Jelly Donut.
Fidel Castro: They named a street after me in
San Fransisco...
[whisper whisper]
It's full of WHAT!?!?
Jasper Johns stealing lightbulbs
Some of Johns best early works were of lightbulbs.
Milhouse, on falling in love: "It was just like
Romeo and Juliet, only it ended in tragedy."
clipped from: www.westegg.com