Sometimes You Do Know What You're Missing
Little old lady to husband: I don't care how many times you've washed it or how clean it is! I've lived 60 years without my tongue making acquaintance with your asshole, and I'm not about to introduce the two of them now!
Poof! Like an Astronaut Landing on Moondust.
Guy to pals: Did you ever put baby powder on your butt and then fart?
Is That a Lip-Liner and EpiPen in One?
Hottie: Here ya go --
put this in your man-purse for me, please.
Indie boyfriend, indignantly:
It's not a man-purse! It's a medical evac bag!
Hottie: Okay. You got any
bandages or sterile alcohol in there?
Indie boyfriend: ... No.
Hottie: Yeah, right -- it's a
man-purse. [Guy sullenly puts item in bag.]
But We're Totally in the Clear with Wikipedia, Right?
Dude: You know, less
than half of Snapple facts are true.
Chick: Really? Because I totally cited those in
research papers
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