Texas Governor Rick Perry Sells The Alamo To Mexico

Texas Governor Rick Perry before he dyed his hair black and shaved off his beard.

SAN ANTONIO - The San Antonio Daily Discloser is reporting that Texas Governor Rick Perry has just finalized a deal with the Republic of Mexico's President Nacho Winslow for the south of the border country to purchase the Alamo.

The governor said that because of the sad state of the state's economy he has been contemplating the deal for the past two months. He remarked that the sale will bring in some much needed revenue.

The governor added that along with the historical former church mission, Mexico will also be receiving the actual battle-scarred Texas flag that flew over the mission during the 1836, 13-day seige along with two of Davy Crockett's authentic coonskin caps.