The male version of the wax is officially called a sunga, which is the name for the Brazilian boys’ bikini
The combined effect was like being tortured for information that you do not possess, with intervals for a (incidentally very costly) sandpaper handjob
Christopher Hitchens takes an unauthorized smoking break in a "Moor Mud Mask"
Viewed from the front when clothed, the subject resembles a burst horsehair sofa cushion or (in the opinion of one of us) a condom hastily stuffed with an old sock.
You ladies will know what I mean by the stirrup position
wait: surely you can’t be serious about putting … Oh Jesus. I was overwhelmed by a sudden access of lava-like agony
I suppose I could have had the whole torso denuded, but then I would have looked even more like a porpoise than I already do.
J Sisters staff had been surprised by my failure to yelp or cry out, so I suppose I can be prouder of my British reserve than I was of my British teeth
clipped from: www.vanityfair.com 
