I've felt a disturbance.
In the force?
No, dear... in my pants.
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In moments she'll find out that he's really her father.
I like how the chest piece complements her... umm.. chest.
"No no no keep your helmet on..."
"But i can't breathe in this thing!"
"Luke, I am your Father."
"No. NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! ...
"Luke, I am your Mother."
"NO! No! That's...that's...Wait a minute...What?!...I mean really, WTF?!"*
Who's your daddy..err, Father?!
I've felt a disturbance.
In the force?
No, dear... in my pants.
"So get this, When I told him I was his father He cried. Can you Imagine what he would have done if we were both there?"
The Empire probably enjoyed handmolding the new chest device in between Dartha Vader's stacked breasts.
Is that your lightsaber or are you just happy to see me?
Oh yeah and, 'These aren't the boobs your looking for."
Heeeey Master Vader... I'll be polishing my lightsabre.
"I'll show you my force if you show me yours"!!!!
You know what they say, once you go Dark...