Patriots,imagine that you're out for a Sunday drive with your family when, suddenly, a small, heretofore unseen chitterbox races helter-skelter across the road ahead of you. You're horrified by the mere thought, right?
There's little doubt that the writer encountered that over-agitated skwerlball popularly known as a "chipmunk"
who is the mysterious nutcruncher, where did it come from, how did it get to Plumpton, what does it want, and what should be done to counter the threat?
The writer postulates that the slavering chipster may be "just one escapee". A lone chipmunk would hardly be a concern unless it turned out to be the orphic
Chipmunk 1344, or the maniacal
Chipper the Ripper. The current whereabouts of these criminals is unknown.
recent events suggest a more sinister plot is afoot.
a scout for a cadre of Siberian Cipmunks
Their mission in England?
squirrel world domination
Squirrel Enforcement Army's recent attempt to overthrow the government of Iran
clipped from: www.scarysquirrel.org 
