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Fun with email -------------- Customer: "I can't seem to receive any email." Operator: "Is it giving you an error message?" Customer: "No, there just isn't any mail coming in." Operator: "Are you able to view websites?" Customer: "I dont know, I haven't tried." Operator: [sigh, back to basics] "Okay, what process do you go through to connect to the server?" Customer: "Connect? You mean I have to be connected?"