Confucianism: Confucius says, "The Chicken crossed the road because the chicken crossed the road."
Buddhism: “There is no road.”
Hinduism: “This chicken used to be somebody on the other side of the road”
Islam: “The Chicken crossed because it was the will of Allah”
Agnosticism: “Did the chicken really cross the road? Is there even a chicken? Is there even a road?”
Materialism: "There is nothing else but chickens and roads."
Atheism: “There is No Chicken and there has never been a road.”
Protestantism: “The Chicken crossed the road because it says so in the bible.”
Presbyterianism: “The chicken crossed because it was bound to happen.”
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Have you heard the good news about chicken?”
Darwinism: “The chicken crossed the road because it was in its third stage of the evolutionary process from the islands off the cost of the cape and shared a common ancestor as the kiwi bird."
Televangelism: "That Chicken is tax deductible if you donate it now."
clipped from: aliveandyoung.blogspot.com