“Hopeless
Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich was hospitalized for
food poisoning on Sunday night. He’s fine now; he’s been released from
Cleveland Children’s hospital. I guess he ate out of the wrong bird
feeder.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Last [week] the Senate held
an all-night session. Sen. Hillary Clinton gave a speech at four in
the morning. It was the first time Hillary gave a speech at four in the
morning that didn’t begin with, ‘Where the hell have you been?”’ —Conan
O’Brien
Things got a little testy at about four
o’clock in the morning when a fight broke out between Senator David Vitter
and 89-year-old Senator Robert Byrd over the last diaper.
According
to a new Zogby poll, the new Congress has hit another historic low—14
percent of people approve of Congress. And that’s just the hookers who
work for the DC madam.
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