clipped from: www.dumbcriminals.com One man reinvented “beer dumb” when he traded his daughter’s hand in marriage for money and beer, and called police when the guy reneged on the deal, according to NBC News.
The man (if that’s what can you #*$&ing call him) offered an 18-year-old his 14-year-old daughter’s hand in marriage in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and some meat. So even though the reception will have plenty of booze and food, it’s enough to erase the awkwardness.
The groom took the daughter, but didn’t make good on his promises. I guess he assumed that someone willing to sell his daughter for groceries shouldn’t have more beer than the Anheuser-Busch brewing plant.
So the father called police to file a report. They not only got his daughter back, but they arrested him as well and threw him in jail where, if there is a God in heaven, someone else can sell him for a pack of smokes and a jug of toilet wine.