20 Ways Not
to Get Invited Back to a Circle
1. Take the ritual sword from the alter and make sounds like Darth
Vader..."Luke, I am your father!"...and start making light
saber
noises.
2. Start skat-singing
when chanting.
3. Take the ritual athame
from the alter and start cleaning your nails with it.
4. When taking a sip
of the ritual wine, act like a wine snob and comment on it.
5. When doing the spiral
dance, make a conga line.
6. Call down the Goddess
with "Get your ass down here, Big Momma!".
7. Call down the God
with "Our father,who art in heaven..."
8. When chanting the
names of the Goddess, randomly include Pokemon names.
9. When being smudged,
complain about second-hand smoke.
10. In a drumming circle,
laugh insanely and start drumming the beat to "Wipe Out".
11. When in a skyclad
circle, randomly point and laugh.
12. When the ritual wine
goblet is passed to you, chug it and ask for more.
16. Bring a cute furry
creature and offer it as a blood sacrifice.
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