MacMoody Ima Dinnerjacket - Outgoing Iranian President
Tehran, Iran - A judicial recount in Iran has had a very improbable outcome. Minnesota State Senate hopeful, Al Franken, has posted an overwhelming majority over incumbent President Mahmoody Ima Dinnerjacket.
Said Franken, "Oh my Allah! I didn't even know I was in the running." The Iranian election results have been plagued by protests, violence and murder. President Ima Dinnerjacket had thought the main contender for his job was Reformist candidate Mir-Hossein Mousavi. The final outcome, with Al Franken assuming the presidency, came as a bit of a shock
Said Ima Dinnerjacket, "This comes as a bit of a shock. But as I've said all along, this is the work of the CIA. It couldn't be more obvious."
When asked about the results, CIA Director, Leon Panetta, bearing a striking resemblance to Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove, had only this rather perplexing assessment:
clipped from: www.thespoof.com 