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REAL TABLOID HEADLINES
Aliens Passing Gas Caused Hole In Ozone Layer
KEY TO HAPPINESS . . . YOUR GRANNY’S ARMPITS!
HOTCAKES NO LONGER SELLING WELL
MOST UFOs LOOK LIKE REGULAR PLANES!
Fountain of Youth Found in NYC Subway Toilet
FOXY FEMALE LEPRECHAUN TO POSE FOR PLAYBOY
Elvis is Dead!