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  • The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
    • Original: Le secret d'ennuyer est celui de tout dire.
    • Source: "Sixième discours: sur la nature de l'homme," Sept Discours en Vers sur l'Homme (1738)

  • To hold a pen is to be at war.
    • Original: Qui plume a, guerre a.
    • Source: letter to Jeanne-Grâce Bosc du Bouchet, comtesse d'Argental (October 4, 1748)
    • This remark also appears in a letter to Marie-Louise Denis (May 22, 1752): To hold a pen is to be at war. This world is one vast temple consecrated to discord [Qui plume a, guerre a. Ce monde est un vaste temple dédié à la discorde].

  • Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
    • Original: Le travail éloigne de nous trois grands maux: l'ennui, le vice et le besoin.
    • Source: Candide (1759), ch. XXX

  • Dante will always be admired, because no one ever read him.

  • God created sex. Priests created marriage.