Earthlings, stop shaving and save money. Beards are tres chic right now. Brauk and I are quite jealous because we aliens cannot grow beards. The above picture is me with a beard wig - but tell no one.

Beards have recently sprouted on the chins of Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Ben Affleck, George Clooney, Jake Gyllenhaal, Emile Hirsch, Samuel L. Jackson, David Letterman, Chuck Norris (always had one) and Conan O'Brien.