A man with a winking problem applied as a sales person for a large firm.
The interviewer looks over his papers and says, 'Great.! Graduated from the best schools; wonderful recommendations , and unparalleled experience.'
Normally, we'd hire you right away. But it is a highly visible position, and I'm afraid your winking will scare off customers. We can't hire you.'
'Wait,' he said. 'If I take 2 aspirin, It'll stop!''
'Really? Show me!'
He reaches into his pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red, blue, ribbed, flavored; finally, at the bottom, is the aspirin pack. He opens it, swallows the pills, and stops winking.'
Well,' said the interviewer, 'that's all well , but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!
Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!
Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?''
'Oh, that,' he sighed. 'Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?'