Keith dodged a serious bullet thanks to his massive stupidity

He bikes to Walmart today and as soon as he gets to the electronics department, realizes his wallet's fallen out, probably somewhere along the highway

So he takes the memory card he wanted, puts it up in his baggy sleeve, and goes to leave

Naturally, security stops him as he gets within 5 feet of the front doors. This huge obese woman who is obviously having a really bad day - or just hates her job

She stops him, GRABS his arm, RIPS up his sleeve, and WRENCHES the card out of his hand

He knows he's screwed so he starts crying in the middle of the fucking store. He cries all the way back to the security office, and everyone's staring at him the whole way

hat's the awesome part. The manager takes a look at him, notices the bike helmet, poorly fitting clothes, lack of any ID whatsoever, and the fact that he's crying like a three year old

He was let go and the security woman got chewed out for hurting a "retarded kid"