In an unsurprising revelation, Uri Geller, the nearly well-known spoon bender and self acclaimed mystic, has stated unequivocally that he is in real-time communication with the recently departed Jackson.
"I was in the middle of one of my globally renowned self-awareness teach-ins($3,500 plus taxes, bring your own sandwiches) when Michael passed" explains Geller.
"I felt a coldness and sense of financial loss" he says and goes on to explain "Michael consulted me on every aspect of his life and I take comfort in knowing that I helped him to be happy".
"He was ecstatic at the end of his time in this manifestation and was feeling no pain".
"Michael came to me psychically through Uri for lifestyle advice. It was sad that the channel was not, in the early days, clear. This was brought sharply home to me when Michael dangled his baby son from that balcony".
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