I love Michelle Duggar. She's the lady who's only 41, and having her 18th child. That's right. Eighteen. She's already got a baseball team, a basketball team, and four left over to play doubles ping pong.

People are giving her crap for this, but they`re dead wrong. Here's why having all these kids is pure genius: if you have only one kid and he turns out to be a pathetic loser- a Kato Kaelin or a Pauly Shore, if you will - that blows. It`s like putting all your money on 20 red, and losing. Far better to spread your wealth all over the place - by having 17 kids. Think about it - if one of your offspring shaves his head and joins a cult, no one would miss him.

Also, when Michelle`s old, she`s guaranteed an endless stream of visitors bringing her crossword puzzles and scotch. Factoring in grandkids and great-grandkids, you'll have hundreds of people dying to hear your nonsensical stories, while they wipe your nose and clean your bed pan. I can`t think of a better way to go, frankly.