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The King James II Version of the Bible was generated by the virtual supercomputers at the Chicago Textual Criticism Institute, a part of the Life Foundations Nexus (the Life Foundations Nexus was formerly known as “The Forty Years Projects”; see the Candidate Principle). Our virtual supercomputers were fed the texts of the ancient manuscripts (from all streams of transmission [manuscript families]), the rules of digital textual criticism (which naturally removed the distorted part of each of the texts of the Alexandrian stream), the text of every English translation produced from the time of Tyndale (1494–1536) through the year 2000, the rules of digital translation, and over a trillion other bits of information. Our virtual supercomputers were then allowed to do their job independently of any human mind. After three days of processing they produced a translation that agrees perfectly with the King James Version of the Bible. Needless to say, we are more than profoundly pleased. Our virtual supercomputers continue their work day and night using a continuous stream of new data. (After more than 5,000,000 runs, they have not failed to generate the same translation that was generated during the first run.)