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Elizabeth Taylor To Legally Change Her Name To Michael Jackson


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The Mozetta Carfax Award that Ms. Taylor received for her role as Ballyhoo Figg in the film "Kiss My Aspirin Bottle."

BEVERLY HILLS - There is no celebrity in Tinseltown who was closer to Michael Jackson, aka "The Moonwalk Kid" than Elizabeth Taylor.

The 77-year-old movie star says that her and MJ were so close that she feels that she could have easily been his biological mother, especially after he became white.

The actress who won Oscars for her roles in Cleopatra, Lady Godiva's Horse, and Mrs. Buffalo Bill Cody has stated that she is extremely depressed at Jackson's passing.

Miss Taylor said that last year she had actually signed the papers to legally adopt Michael. But she says that she misplaced the papers and only found them yesterday. she said that they had somehow fallen into the goldfish tank.