You read all the spam messages in your inbox and long for some more of them

Whenever the phone bell rings, you find it to be a wrong number

You drive around the most crowded places in the city and still feel all alone in the world!

You smile at your most obnoxious neighbor just to feel ease at heart

You feel greeted by the street dog even at its most irritating mood

You order for pizza home delivery just to smile at a human being

You take long walks just to look at how people are looking together in each others' company…

You argue for everything at the service counters of the malls and at the airports just to attract the attention of the people around you!

You know you are all alone in the world, when you become a life-long member of the entire singles clubs in your city.

You work deep into the night at your office and never leave without finishing the work at hand!

You are always very prompt in making the payments to your credit cards and all other bills almost all the time!